Thursday, June 29, 2006
Rush to Judgement
RSR had a lot of fun with the news that radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh was detained customs officials for having a bottle of Viagra in his luggage when he returned on his private jet from the Dominican Republic, and now we feel just terrible about it.
You see, we've found, to our chagrin, that the unmarried Rush didn't intend to use the male enhancement drug in order to have sex with women to whom he was not joined by the sacred bonds of matrimony -- which we know must be protected at all costs.
It seems that Rush suffers from a rare sleep disorder that causes him to roll restlessly from side to side in his bed at night.
The Viagra, we have now learned, was prescribed to keep him from falling out of bed during these episodes and re-injuring his back.
RSR would like to tender our sincerest apologies to Rush for assuming the worst.
You see, we've found, to our chagrin, that the unmarried Rush didn't intend to use the male enhancement drug in order to have sex with women to whom he was not joined by the sacred bonds of matrimony -- which we know must be protected at all costs.
It seems that Rush suffers from a rare sleep disorder that causes him to roll restlessly from side to side in his bed at night.
The Viagra, we have now learned, was prescribed to keep him from falling out of bed during these episodes and re-injuring his back.
RSR would like to tender our sincerest apologies to Rush for assuming the worst.
